With Jennifer Kingwell Photography by Greta Punch Imagery “I DON’T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER” – Groucho Marx So you wanna be a rock star. Look, I get it. The babes, the parties, the praise and, oh yeah, the music. It’s all fun and games until someone chokes on their own vomit or ends up on Celebrity Big Brother (bonus points if you manage to land both these scenarios at once!) The 27 Club legend has a lot to answer for. This idea of the life burning so brightly it burns twice as fast or some shit like that. But even Jesus lasted until 33 and with any luck and a bit of nous, so can you (and if you really want to go hard, stick it to Joe Hockey AND Keith Richards at the same time and rock on until you’re 150. If you want to stick around for a while, both in a literal physical sense and also in terms of your musical career, then this guide is for you. To be honest, a lot of these tips might not sound muso-specific — there’s some pretty basic stuff here about … Continue reading BEYOND THE 27 CLUB, PART 1.